Hello Ms Roughseas, Jobcentre here.
Have you got something for me?
Yes, one of the owners of a local brothel would like you to be a prostitute. Obviously, if you refuse this job offer, your benefits will be cut.
Aren’t I too old?
Are you over 55?
Oh, sorry then, you can’t become a prostitute.
Well, isn’t that age discrimination?
And here’s the real score: Paradise by the dashboard light?