Lucky me 🙂
I am Mrs. Al-Ghrari, the only surviving member of a family that was crushed in a bomb-blast during the war in Libya. Currently, I am battling with a (partial stroke) which resulted from the shock gotten from the incident. Please view the below link for details: http://www.wsws.org/articles/2011/jun2011/liby-j20.shtml When my husband whom was a crude oil merchant was alive, we had plans to use the last days of our lives to disburse part of our resources to charity organization and several unknown individuals because when we were much younger in life as a couple, we received financial help from an unknown individual whom we have not met till this day. The impact we got from such gesture made us want to do same.
Unfortunately, my husband is not alive today to do this with me and my health is deteriorating so fast; hence I have decided it on our behalf. Having donated to several individuals and charity organization from our savings, I have decided to anonymously donate the last of our family savings to you.
Irrespective of your previous financial status, please do accept this kind and peaceful offer on behalf of my beloved family. Please acknowledge my message for more details via this my personal email: email@example.com
Mrs. Aaliyah H. Al-Ghrari
Too funny. I couldn’t resist reading it. There must be a lot of us lucky people out there too as it was sent to ‘undisclosed recipients.’
I have, however, resisted emailing back. So thanks Mrs Al-Ghrari. Your offer is much appreciated, but I’m not on the streets yet, and I think there are more deserving people for your family charity than a woman with two homes (technically three as the Spanish one is two houses), three Land Rovers, sadly only one dog at the moment, two Applemacs, two bone china dinner sets, solid silver cutlery, etc etc. Oh wait. Is that why you are interested in me? If I didn’t love PinkAgendist to bits I would give you his email as he is far richer (younger, and better looking) than I am. But even he doesn’t deserve that.
Speaking of which I will write about bacon next, but I could not resist sharing this. Anyone short of money may wish to apply to Mrs Al-Ghrari as I have helpfully included her email. Good luck.
ETA: 1) I forgot the bikes. We have six of those.
ETA: 2) She was doing this back in August. Why has it taken her until November to get to me? Huh? There will be no money left by now!
ETA: 3) How can you anonymously donate something when you give your name and email address?