Jokes

Seen this week on the internet. Some really witty incisive humorous jokes.
(Irony for the benefit of anyone who isn’t sure.)

1) The only problem I get is premenstrual women dog walkers when I’m driving some times.

2) Roll me in chocolate and feed me to the Lesb**ns.

3) Lesb*ans are great,every man should have 2 of them.

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I write about my life as an English person living in Spain and Gibraltar, on Roughseas, subjects range from politics and current developments in Gib to book reviews, cooking and getting on with life. My views and thoughts on a variety of topics - depending on my mood of the day - can be found over on Clouds. A few pix are over on Everypic - although it is not a photoblog. And of course my dog had his own blog, but most of you knew that anyway. Pippadogblog etc
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2 Responses to Jokes

  1. Cybernest says:

    Btw… I meant to add in my earlier 'off topic' message to you… (feel free to permanently delete it) that I loved your jokes!One little observation regarding No 3 joke: While all women always think this is every man's fantasy… and this one is not totally adverse to the idea in principle, the reality is that true lesbians, by their very nature, are in fact pretty useless when it comes to us… as they, by definition, don't like 'dick'!We (men) in turn have a fixation with our genitalia… some of us (it is often noted) even have our brains there… and feel very much like Eric Idle does, when he says, "Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?"!Saludos! šŸ™‚

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